If God gave you the power....

"mkbruin, Atlas VP" (mkbruin)
06/30/2015 at 17:31 • Filed to: None

To forever destroy one vehicle Make/model... to wipe its memory from all of existence... to banish that vehicle to an eternity of service in hell.... what car would you choose and why?

I choose the XLR-Caliber. No XLR should ever have to suffer this fate.

DISCUSSION (47)

Nibby > mkbruin, Atlas VP
06/30/2015 at 17:32

This. No explanation necessary.

Kinja'd!!!

traderQAMobileTestAutomationMobileBoostOn > mkbruin, Atlas VP
06/30/2015 at 17:33

Kinja'd!!!

Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell. > mkbruin, Atlas VP
06/30/2015 at 17:35

Nissan Micra 1 litre.

Kinja'd!!!

Not really that awful as tiny cheap cars go, they’re reliable and dirt cheap. But I’m just so bored of them, I always find myself driving one and they’re not exactly fun to drive... My dad finally gets rid of his, then my friend buys one and my gf still has hers after 3 years.

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > mkbruin, Atlas VP
06/30/2015 at 17:37

I don’t think I need to explain myself here. Mid 200’s Carolla.

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Rainbow > traderQAMobileTestAutomationMobileBoostOn
06/30/2015 at 17:38

An affordable, reliable, non-ugly sedan that gets you from A to B? Why?

Cherry_man1 > mkbruin, Atlas VP
06/30/2015 at 17:39

The Mazada NA Miatia.

Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell. > Rainbow
06/30/2015 at 17:41

Because jaloppo stereotype.

Hot Takes Salesman > Cherry_man1
06/30/2015 at 17:45

BLAAHSPHEMY!

Hot Takes Salesman > mkbruin, Atlas VP
06/30/2015 at 17:46

The Prius- for the gods have tried to smite it many times, yet have been unsuccessful

PetarVN, GLI Guy, now with stupid power > mkbruin, Atlas VP
06/30/2015 at 17:47

the Diesel olds from the 1970’s.

that disappears. we all drive TDI's today

Herr Quattro - Has a 4-Motion > mkbruin, Atlas VP
06/30/2015 at 17:48

Kinja'd!!!

Ike > mkbruin, Atlas VP
06/30/2015 at 17:48

Miata just to mess with every one here

Rainbow > mkbruin, Atlas VP
06/30/2015 at 17:49

Kinja'd!!!

I fucking love these things, but the world would be better off without the subculture surrounding them. It seems that their drivers are mostly 17-year-old kids who text while drunk driving and contribute nothing to society, all while calling it the “Jeep Life, brah.”

If they all drove Camrys, they’d be too embarrassed to try to act cool.

Logansteno: Bought a VW? > mkbruin, Atlas VP
06/30/2015 at 17:49

Oh that poor XLR :(

As for banishment, any of those stupid “ four door coupe ” SUVs. So stupid and pointless.

thebigbossyboss > mkbruin, Atlas VP
06/30/2015 at 17:50

*puts on flamesuit*

*puts on additional flamesuit*

Kinja'd!!!

GhostZ > mkbruin, Atlas VP
06/30/2015 at 17:54

Every Toyota, Lexus, and Scion Product built (not counting the subaru-built FR-S) after 1990. And I’d make them do it over again right this time .

Except the Mk4 supra. That’s cool in my book.

Your boy, BJR > Cherry_man1
06/30/2015 at 17:58

“Mazada Miatia”?

Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell. > thebigbossyboss
06/30/2015 at 17:58

No need for flamesuit, those things are uglier and less practical than an X5. Bizaare car and not in a good way.

Cherry_man1 > Your boy, BJR
06/30/2015 at 18:00

I winged the spelling.

Milky > Rainbow
06/30/2015 at 18:00

You want to wipe the wrangler from existence?! WHAT ARE YA A NAZI?!

Cherry_man1 > Hot Takes Salesman
06/30/2015 at 18:00

Nope just good ideas

Rainbow > Milky
06/30/2015 at 18:00

For the greater good.

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
06/30/2015 at 18:08

Which is also this Corolla This chassis has been running far too long.

Kinja'd!!!

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > mkbruin, Atlas VP
06/30/2015 at 18:11

Obvious answer is obvious

Kinja'd!!!

AM > mkbruin, Atlas VP
06/30/2015 at 18:15

Nissan GTR. I dislike pretty much everything about it.

El Rivinado > mkbruin, Atlas VP
06/30/2015 at 18:16

This

https://www.pinterest.com/pin/5342395745… (I apologize for the link I can’t post pictures for some bullshit reason)

This worthless, slow, ugly, miserable, disgusting, piece of dogshit. An affront to the Eldorado nameplate and an embodiment of everything wrong with Cadillac during the 80s. With a car like this, they deserved to lose to Lincoln and the Germans.

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles
06/30/2015 at 18:22

This is the only car my wife has dirven that she has said out loud, “I HATE IT”.

GhostZ > Cherry_man1
06/30/2015 at 18:23

Mazada Miatia, what a wonderful phrase.

CaptDale - is secretly British > mkbruin, Atlas VP
06/30/2015 at 18:38

Youabian Puma

Kinja'd!!!

carcrasher88 > Hot Takes Salesman
06/30/2015 at 19:03

I’d have to disagree with this one.

If the Prius hadn’t brought the gasoline-electric hybrid into the mainstream (beating the Honda Insight by about 2 years, though in the US, the Insight beat the Prius by seven months), we might not have the cool modern day hybrids, like the P1, 918, i8, LaFerrari, Karma, XC90 T8, or today’s hybrid endurance prototypes.

RustedSprinter > Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell.
06/30/2015 at 19:20

I like micras.

BiTurbo228 - Dr Frankenstein of Spitfires > mkbruin, Atlas VP
06/30/2015 at 19:25

BMW 3-series.

I’d just be interested to see how the sports saloon market develops in its absence. Interesting who’d be the big players, and what they’d be making...

Big Bubba Ray > Rainbow
06/30/2015 at 20:10

Can confirm drunk 17 year old drivers. My friend’s sister was 17, drunk driving, TEXTING and totaled her Wrangler.

Hot Takes Salesman > carcrasher88
06/30/2015 at 20:30

Yeah, maybe we just need to smite some of the self-righteous assholes who drive Priuses, and not the Prius technology.

carcrasher88 > Hot Takes Salesman
06/30/2015 at 20:35

That’s more like it.

Go through all the Prius drivers, sort the good from the bad, let the good ones continue on their way and deal with the bad ones.

Rainbow > Big Bubba Ray
06/30/2015 at 21:39

I hope she’s never given a license again.

Big Bubba Ray > Rainbow
06/30/2015 at 22:24

The family is quite well off so she was given a new 2014 Mini Cooper. She got “lucky” that the cops weren’t called. She called her parents right after the accident, they called a tow truck and cleared the area before any shit could go down. Bad parenting in my opinion, but that’s the way it went. Thankfully she hit a telephone pole and not another car. Still fucked up.

Rainbow > Big Bubba Ray
06/30/2015 at 22:25

Goddamn, that’s some awful parenting if I ever saw it.